I live in an interesting place. It gets talked down on quite a bit for being ghetto. Granted I think I have two white neighbors on my cul-de-sac and the rest are minorities. Here's the thing though. There is for sure an artificial lake within a mile from my house. An artificial lake that you need a membership to gain access to. Yeah.
Not only that but the types of cars seen at the local mall are pretty impressive. I'm not really a car person but I can recognize high end cars when I see them. They're really shining and have super nice tires. Not only that but they only have two doors. I know right?! Red ones. Yellow ones.
Irregardlessly.
Its like PitBull though. These people have exorbitant amounts of money they still live here. Like, I think if you started something they would either get out of their Lamborghini and cut you. Or as a Lesbian friend put it: "If I went to 7-11 with Pit Bull I'd take my keys inside with me. Because he'd steal my car. He doesn't need to, he just would because he could."
It brings me to my next point. I propose the people who make tv shows should consider a Real Housewives of MoVal. It would be pure comedy. I mean their fashion would be off, there would most certainly be some type of animal print clothing, wedges, a weave or three, and sinful amounts of money being spent on who knows what. It would be enough material for at least one season. People would eat it up. I don't watch tv, but I would consider catching an episode or two. Maybe even buy a t-shirt, but only if it was cute. And if it had bling on it.
Closing out today will be Miss Tracy:
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