Okay I don't in the conventional sense which there are a couple of you out there who would disagree. Y'all can shut up. Well I might, but I feel I don't drink any more than any homosexual working in a bar. Let's be honest. What I do mean though is I drink to fast. Regardless of the substance i just drink it super quickly. Doesn't matter what's in my glass, be it water, diet coke, vodka soda. I'm just always so damn thirsty. Its not my fault. So. . . with that said, when I go out drinking I drink. Cocktail cocktail cocktail. By the time I'm starting to feel it and think to myself "Whoa, I need to slow down" its already to late. I've already drank enough and once the rest of it hits me I'm done-zo. I have to consciously make an effort to space out my drinks. Ugh man. . . Along those lines. I've drastically starting eating less. Let me tell ya: not eating much means you don't have to drink NEARLY as much. Friday I drank what normally wouldn't have affected me as much and man was I tossed. Yup, gotta watch out for that!
Last night there was a Grindr party at my workplace. Now I wasn't working but instead of being home alone on a Saturday with my dog (Lord knows I love her) I went out to the bar. Wasn't really anything exciting. I was actually a bit disappointed. For those heterosexual reader(s) out there, Grindr is an application that lets you know where the nearest glitterbenders are. You make a profile, chat, and send each other pictures of your pachanga. How I spend most of my mornings. There wasn't anything exciting and needless to say I didn't get the eleven Latinos in or around my body like I had planned. For more information on Grindr click the link.
Other news! At my workplace there is a bartender who is also a drag queen and hosts a variety show. That's not the news, the news is I'm performing in it next week! I was going to perform in another one and suggested drag which the host wasn't to keen on that idea. Well, since then, I went out in drag and borrowed a pair of boobs. He asked if I was planning to paint. Hah! We'll see. Let me know what you think by text or e-mail. Oh, and I decided on what I was performing. The theme of the show is Hollywood and the songs have to have been made famous in a movie. Every homosexual variety show needs a little Sondheim in my opinion thus my choice was selected from the movie Dick Tracy. Sooner or Later. And with that I will leave for your viewing pleasure:
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