Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hello, my name is theTaro and I have a drinking problem

Okay I don't in the conventional sense which there are a couple of you out there who would disagree.  Y'all can shut up.  Well I might, but I feel I don't drink any more than any homosexual working in a bar.  Let's be honest.  What I do mean though is I drink to fast.  Regardless of the substance i just drink it super quickly.  Doesn't matter what's in my glass, be it water, diet coke, vodka soda.  I'm just always so damn thirsty.  Its not my fault.  So. . . with that said, when I go out drinking I drink.  Cocktail cocktail cocktail.  By the time I'm starting to feel it and think to myself "Whoa, I need to slow down" its already to late.  I've already drank enough and once the rest of it hits me I'm done-zo.  I have to consciously make an effort to space out my drinks.  Ugh man. . . Along those lines.  I've drastically starting eating less.  Let me tell ya: not eating much means you don't have to drink NEARLY as much.  Friday I drank what normally wouldn't have affected me as much and man was I tossed.  Yup, gotta watch out for that!

Last night there was a Grindr party at my workplace.  Now I wasn't working but instead of being home alone on a Saturday with my dog (Lord knows I love her) I went out to the bar.  Wasn't really anything exciting.  I was actually a bit disappointed.  For those heterosexual reader(s) out there, Grindr is an application that lets you know where the nearest glitterbenders are.  You make a profile, chat, and send each other pictures of your pachanga.  How I spend most of my mornings.  There wasn't anything exciting and needless to say I didn't get the eleven Latinos in or around my body like I had planned.  For more information on Grindr click the link.

Other news!  At my workplace there is a bartender who is also a drag queen and hosts a variety show.  That's not the news, the news is I'm performing in it next week!  I was going to perform in another one and suggested drag which the host wasn't to keen on that idea.  Well, since then, I went out in drag and borrowed a pair of boobs.  He asked if I was planning to paint.  Hah!  We'll see.  Let me know what you think by text or e-mail.  Oh, and I decided on what I was performing.  The theme of the show is Hollywood and the songs have to have been made famous in a movie.  Every homosexual variety show needs a little Sondheim in my opinion thus my choice was selected from the movie Dick Tracy.  Sooner or Later.  And with that I will leave for your viewing pleasure:

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